非常奇妙的俄國朋友

不知道我的msn profile是有特別奇怪還是怎樣，明明我就放了一張我的照片(是我在海邊露出兩條腿的圖，雖然我戴著帽子但好像還是看得出來我是個長頭髮..........的女孩子?)，還有我的name填的是Alberta，這...難道是個男孩子的名字?我知道我的中文名字已經跟生工系/資工所碩士班等三個男生名字相同....但...不會連英文名字也都這樣吧!?明明Albert和Alberto才是男生，Alberta是個堂堂正正的女生沒錯，但遇到想釣金龜婿的俄國人時，這些明顯的徵兆似乎都不算什麼...。最近msn的信箱收到很奇怪的信，一開始是這個女生她先寫說她住在離我家不遠處，比我小兩歲，將來希望能多個台灣朋友可以講話之類，我覺得那封信看起來不像廣告信，所以手賤賤地就回了一下，大意是問她怎麼會找到我，還有若她有對台灣的問題我很樂意寫信回答她，沒想到她立刻回了一封非常冗長，沒有重點，且英語字彙貧乏文法也頗有問題的信給我，甚至還寄了三張照片給我....大家想看嗎?

Hi my new friend
Im glad to see that you have decided to reply,I see it is very short letter.
It is all right because you are astonished to get my letter.
I want you to know that I have only good intentions and I have not any secrets.
The thing is that I will work in your country for three months or so and
I would like to meet a nice man to fall in love or just be closest friends.
I don't want to live in Russia because I have not any chances here,
it is hardly possible to explain from first time but I want you to know my plans.
I will work in any shop, bar or restaurant the agency that i am going through will suggest me some locations.
It will be my choice in the end as to what option to go for.
So I will have a simple work till I improve my English. And I can choose any
town of your area,agency will only help me to get a visa and all travel documents + some suggested placed to work in.
My best friend last year met the man from the USA when she worked there for three months, too.
She had two jobs. From morning till 4 pm she worked in amusement park and after it she worked as a waitress in some bar till midnight.
She was very tired of course but made very good money there.
It is special programm for young people who wants to work abroad and I think it is the right way for me ,
I am lost here,and I think that I look pretty enough to find a better place .I want to repeat the same way,it is
only my chance to meet a nice man.I want to work in USA or in Europe or any
nice country. I am full of plans and different dreams and I want to share my
life with good man because I'm also full of love and tenderness,I know that
I am not so beautiful like Hollywood Princess but I do hope to meet my Prince and
I am sure he will be not be disappoined to meet me in the real life! This is why I am going to go through the same way.
Well,I will close this letter and I do hope to get your reply.
I will leave russia in two weeks or so (I can't tell you everything exactly
right now) and I would like tobe sure that I have the man who waits for me there. I will work all day and I want to find a man to spend all free time
together to get to know each other better.if you have any interest to meet me I will be more than happy to meet you too.
I will tell you all details about me and my life if you like my pictures and
want to meet me! please send picture of you too!!!
I write to you with my new mailbox ******@globalservemail.info, please write
letters now only on this mailbox.
I will wait your next letter.
Kiss you , ****** (this is my name)!


我想她可能想釣凱子想瘋了，總之我決定不再理她了，網路上怪人真多，我只有這個結論了。